What would it take for Republicans to pull back help from Donald Trump? The appropriate response, as per “Saturday Night Live’s” cold open, is that the affection is completely unconditional.
That incorporates if Trump “gay-wedded” the pioneer of ISIS, or separated Melania for Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and “vows to love, respect and authorize her Green New Deal.”
That’s what Senators Mitch McConnell (Beck Bennett), Susan Collins (Cecily Solid) and Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) revealed to Toss Todd (Kyle Mooney) as he hurled the most exceedingly awful hypotheticals he could envision on a false “Meet the Press.”
What’s the key to the GOP shake strong help for Trump? What they can escape him — most splendidly clarified by McKinnon’s dead-on Graham, who considered Trump a “business Jesus.”
“I am a man of feelings and standards,” said McKinnon. “Except if you he can support me, and afterward it’s, New Lindsey, who dis?”
Told he’d “in any case get those tax reductions” in the event that Trump progressed toward becoming a Louis Farrakhan Muslim, McKinnon’s Graham reacted: “Well, at that point, I get it’s ‘salaam alaikum,’ Sibling President.”
What if Trump “open-hand slapped you in the face? What might you say at that point?” asked “Todd.”
“Harder, daddy,” said a coated looked at McKinnon.
Asked if Trump announced that life starts “not at origination, however erection,” Solid’s Collins said “that would be the most over the top, silly thing that I’d ever end up certainly casting a ballot for.”
McConnell compactly explained: “Who would we say we are joking? We’ll generally be ride or bite the dust bitches.”
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